With Unlimited Commercial Interruption-a Q & A of sorts (note the timestamps)

2:24:40 AM Rory: the following program is brought to you by Rory and Skye at 2:24 AM.
2:24:41 AM Rory: Hi!
2:24:44 AM Skye: I get delerious. I told you the mushroom story right?
2:24:55 AM Rory: waitaminute
2:24:57 AM Rory: yes, yes you did
2:24:58 AM Rory: wait no
2:24:59 AM Rory: did you?
2:25:05 AM Rory: tell me, and posterity.
2:25:48 AM Rory: Skye, i'm going to start yodeling
2:25:51 AM Skye: the one where my mother asked me to put a thing of mushrooms in the fridge and I was psychotic with exhaustion
2:26:03 AM Rory: OH RIGHT
2:26:04 AM Rory: THAT ONE
2:26:07 AM Rory: yes, yes you did
2:26:08 AM Rory: that was funny
2:26:34 AM Skye: and I was too entertained to make it to the fridge so instead I fell down halfway crying with laughter.
2:26:48 AM Skye: moral of story;
2:27:14 AM Skye: ...i dunno. don't give tired people mushrooms?
2:28:43 AM Rory: of any kind
2:28:47 AM Rory: fo real son
2:28:53 AM Rory: it's not as bad as
2:29:11 AM Rory: when i was watching buffy and i decided to be british.
2:29:25 AM Rory: i made english muffins with butter and jam and a cup of peppermint tea
2:29:31 AM Rory: and read a book in bed
2:29:36 AM Rory: the issue was it was three in the morning
2:29:39 AM Rory: and
2:29:47 AM Rory: i can't exactly cook
2:30:41 AM Skye: british is good though. British people get more sexy time.
2:30:58 AM Skye: moresexytime+you=happyrory!
2:31:11 AM Skye: and no mushrooms.
2:31:42 AM Rory: british people eat lots of mushrooms, though.
2:31:49 AM Skye: my iPod has pre-recognition for voldemort but not for elephant.
2:31:58 AM Rory: explain por favor?
2:32:05 AM Skye: I accept this as a completely reasonable exchange.
2:32:27 AM Skye: like when I type "volde" it suggests "voldemort"
2:32:49 AM Skye: but when I type "eleph" it doesn't suggest "elephant"
2:32:52 AM Rory: hahahahhaa
2:32:55 AM Skye: see?
2:33:04 AM Rory: your iPod knows you very well, is my response to that
2:33:13 AM Rory: my ipod just gave up on suggesting things for me to say
2:33:24 AM Skye: it wud be odd not to have a nose.
2:33:27 AM Rory: it is mute and thus not dumbfounded
2:33:28 AM Rory: and
2:33:34 AM Rory: did you read that story, by gogol??
2:33:36 AM Rory: called the nose?
2:33:43 AM Rory: where this dude's nose just FALLS OFF
2:33:45 AM Rory: becus
2:33:49 AM Rory: it gets shaved off by the barbar
2:33:54 AM Rory: and then they chase it around russa
2:33:57 AM Rory: *russia
2:33:58 AM Skye: hahaha anose was auto corrected to amos. Amish iPod!
2:34:05 AM Rory: AMOS AND BORIS!
2:34:06 AM Skye: russias an odd place.
2:34:07 AM Rory: like the fish!
2:34:07 AM Rory: i mean
2:34:08 AM Rory: whales
2:34:14 AM Rory: i can see it from my house, though. russia
2:34:53 AM Skye: I have problems locating and naming where I feel pain. like...if I stub my toe I will be like "ow! my face!"
2:35:35 AM Skye: don't be silly we can't see Russia. we see England; only people in ALASKA see russia.
2:37:10 AM Rory: i once said
2:37:20 AM Rory: OW! I HURT!
2:37:25 AM Rory: after falling off a bike
2:38:24 AM Rory: have you ever seen
2:38:28 AM Rory: the northern lights?
2:38:28 AM Skye: bikes are fun. and now, I am sleepy.
2:38:31 AM Rory: ME TOO
2:38:34 AM Skye: no I haven't.
2:38:36 AM Rory: i jsut spelled pretect wrong!
2:38:42 AM Rory: *protect
2:38:46 AM Rory: i spelled it like, well, like pretect
2:38:54 AM Rory: shall we cut this short and go to sleep?
2:38:54 AM Skye: but balto has.
2:38:58 AM Rory: who is balto?
2:39:02 AM Skye: seen the lights I mean.
2:39:07 AM Skye: THE DOG!
2:39:09 AM Rory: WHAT DOG
2:39:13 AM Rory: OHMYGOSH
2:39:16 AM Skye: the famous obe
2:39:23 AM Rory: obe
2:39:25 AM Rory: ooooobeeeeee
2:39:27 AM Skye: the sick and the sled in alaska
2:39:27 AM Rory: OH BEE
2:39:32 AM Rory: IS THAT LIKE
2:39:35 AM Skye: hahah
2:39:35 AM Rory: um
2:39:36 AM Rory: i forgot
2:39:40 AM Skye: oh no
2:40:14 AM Skye: time has turned into silk like the kind spiders weave with lies and shit so that means bedtime.
2:40:37 AM Rory: i would really enjoy a bedtime story, but
2:40:40 AM Rory: i'll let you off the hook
2:40:47 AM Skye: goodnight and fair thee well pretect.
2:40:51 AM Skye: no story
2:41:01 AM Rory: i love you this much!
2:41:04 AM Skye: laurel is tre tired.
2:41:05 AM Rory: i just held out my arms emphaticaly
2:41:21 AM Skye: I too am holdin ny arms out with emphasis.
2:41:26 AM Skye: livers.
2:41:29 AM Skye: I mean
2:41:36 AM Skye: ibe
2:41:40 AM Skye: ove you.
2:41:46 AM Skye: love you!
2:41:49 AM Rory: love you too!
2:41:51 AM Rory: livers!
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