Anyone who knows ME well knows that I am plagued with horrible bouts of paranormal activity every night in my room. This has been going on since I saw the movie paranormal activity and thus developed an awareness of its dangers.
What could be worse than a zombie, entering your room, in the small hours of the morning? Certainly not a final. A final is confined to a sheet of paper or four. Toilsome as they may be, finals can't sneak through your window at night. Even if they include the perfect passive system of verbs, they won't yank your foot from your bed and drag you out your door, through the house, out of the house, and into an unknown oblivion!!!
Thus, I have deduced a new method for studying, and it all revolves around the zen of finals not being demons from the beyond. They're just paper, right? Paper can't hurt you, unless it's stacked together in reams and dropped from tall buildings onto the unsuspecting passer-by. Which it won't be.
So whilest memorizing terms for history or tenses for Latin, or even element patterns for Chem, one must remember: at least there isn't paranormal activity in your room.
So everyone repeat after me: Riddikulus!
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