Bloody nipples and fiendfyre?

**THIS IS NOT FOR YOUNG/INNOCENT EYES**

Okay. So. January 23 is my birthday, and a very dear friend wrote me a wonderful song. Since it includes just a little bit of Latin, Harry Potter, and by nature of the beast itself, Indie Music, I have decided to post it here. M.B, this is for you. (all names changed)

"The iambic pentameter
of her[sic] (maybe he meant 'his'?) feet's pitter-patter
was attracting a smattering
of crack hoes midst their cracking
to see Bill amid his glory
aroused in their whorey hearts
a dark and evil part.

They threw nets about his feet
despite his violent beat
of cracking dem biddies' skulls
with his fucking nipples

Backwards their eyelids rippled
as he killed a few triple
Alas he was no match
for that ferocious batch

So it was up to Jenna
to kill them for evah
Avada Kedavra
shot from her wands tip
as deadly as a pair
of blood soaked nips.

They lept about her spell
as she shot hell fire
yet the situation turned dire
as the whore's whipped out their wands.

They began to cast fiendfyre
setting the place ablaze.
As the heat got higher
the hoes were sent into a daze
from Jenna's confundo
yet they were not done though
so she cast a quick confringo
to explode dem hoes.
And then one fast diffindo
to release her booboo.

They quickly escaped
as they evaded death
and once they were safe
the mood did befall them
I'll keep it PG
I'm sorry.

So she cast erecto
and then duro (which means to be hard if you remember the Latin root, and I mean, come on that was definitely made for porno spinoffs...)
and she never cast descendo."
- M.B.

I love him a lot.