Omegle, Omegli, asl

Recently, Skye and I have discovered the wonderful mayhem of www.omegle.com, a website on which you are connected to a random stranger in a chat-room format. It is overrun with pedophiles and undersexed teenage boys, the rare exception being an arbitrary perverted yet kind Dutchman.

A typical omegle conversation:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna do it?
You: yes
Stranger: ok
You: ..
Stranger: do u know what it is?
You: im not stupid
You: lol
Stranger: lol sry
You: so how's this gonna work
Stranger: r u m or f?
You: f
Stranger: im m
Stranger: okay
Stranger: so i stick my cock in you and we bounce up and down. then i make out with u, and we have a baby. and then we do it again.
You: oh, sounds good
You: but shouldn't the making out come first?
You: just to be romantic about it and all.
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: yeah it should come first
Stranger: it should
Stranger: so it will
You: okay: REVISED ITINERARY
You: you kiss me tenderly and romantically
You: causing me to fall into your arms
You: then, we fuck
You: then i pee on a stick and cry a lot.
You: repeat.
Stranger: yes thats right
You: well, i'm gonna go now.
You: but glad we discussed this.
Stranger: ok im glad to
You: *too
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are u horny female who wants webcam fun?
You: duh
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